Monday, November 30, 2009

Did You Miss Me???

Why, hello there. Did you miss me? Of course you did. I somehow managed to survive all the drama of the holidays (although I would've preferred my Turkey without the side of drama) and the horrid flight back to SLC this morning. Unfortunately I don't have a lot of time to blog today, so I'll try to catch up tonight. Too much to report, too much to say, not enough time. Hope your holiday was great.

Top Six Postsecrets of the Day

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Pinky's Fandance, Sunday Edition

One day I was walking down Main Street when I saw Josh Hartnett and Lucy Liu walking up the street - unfortunately, they were walking quickly and were on the other side of the road. Well, you better believe that as fast as my little pink legs would carry me, I (*may have*) ran across the street and then up the hill until I caught up with them. By that time, Lucy was way too far away (her little legs haul even faster than mine), but Josh was nice enough to stop and pose for a picture. Of course, this is one of those celebs who was nice to me, but mean to others....it's the luck of the draw for when you see them, I guess. I thought he was great and love this picture.

TV Networks Suck

Here's what I don't understand - why get someone completely and totally hooked on a show and then take it off the air for seemingly forever? I just found out that my beloved Glee (and Matthew Morrison) will not be returning to the air after the December 9th show until APRIL!!!! Dis-like. Also of note: ABC is taking V off the air until March. What on earth? I understand NBC pulling crap like that because of the Olympics (oh, Olympics, how you ruin my TV viewing.....), but come one. That sucks!
On the plus side, if Matthew Morrison is in need of something to do, may I suggest Sundance? It's right around the corner....

Celebrity Wrap Up - Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to Sunday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Now, Zac, we talked about this. ONLY wear the hat when your hair is looking bad. Since you cut it and finally washed it, you look good. Please remove the offensive hat.When did Ashley Greene join the Chain Gang? Is she in prison? Or does she really really like stripes? Maybe it's just me, but I think Snoop would be hella cool to hang out with. Fo' shizzle my rizzle.Those flowers are precariously placed all over Rihanna's dress. Did someone go crazy with the scissors?
Dear McDreamy: Yes, fill up that car all the way - you're going to need all that gas to drive and see me. :)

Top Five LOL Cats of the Day

Getting Closer...

Dear Susan Boyle: Well done - I think the hands on the face for this album is very, very smart - however, why stop there? Put your hands in front of your face (so that no one can see it. Pretend you're playing peek-a-boo, but just stay covered up). Yes, that would be far better. Thanks, Pinky Lovejoy

Pinky's Fandance, Saturday Edition

Dave Annabelle is soooooo nice. In case you don't recognize him, he plays Justin on Brothers and Sisters.We ran into him on Main Street this year and he was so awesome. He was stoked to take pictures with me, Heidi, and Hiba. Total sweetie. Plus, he's hot! :)

Great News!

Katie, I am SO happy to see this. Even if it's not true, I'm happy to see it in print. At least it's a possibility.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Can people look down her shirt?
Oh, Lindsay. I told you your face is going to freeze like that.Lisa Rinna: I don't even like to look at you when you're all made up. Why would you think anyone would like to see you sans make-up???I realize we've already discussed Kate's dress, but I didn't notice how very very low it hung. WTF???
Wow, Mario. Posing on a toilet? That is just.....sooooo.......sad....

Top Five FAILS of the Day

An Open Letter to the Bubble Wrap Girl

Dear Girl Who Is Obsessively Popping Bubble Wrap at Work,
Knock it off. You're annoying enough without that added bug.
Sincerely,
Pinky Lovejoy

Pinky's Fandance, Friday Edition

Eddie Kaye Thomas is adorable. For those of you who don't recognize him, he played Finch on the American Pie movies (and slept with Stifler's mom). I met him after his film several years ago.After that, I saw him the next year, as well, when he was walking up and down Main Street. I felt bad for him because everywhere he went people yelled out, "Hey Sh*tbrick!" That can't be easy to live with.

A Worktime Funny

While I realize most people are off today (well, if they're lucky, that is), this comic cracked me up. Dilbert rules.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Hello and welcome to Friday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.I actually have nothing snarky to say about these outfits, but look at those Twi-hards in the background. Those ladies are bat-shit crazy.
Dear Rihanna: I believe you forgot to wear your pants.When I first saw this picture of Lady Gaga I thought she was dressed in a normal jumpsuit and I almost fainted from shock. However, she made sure to spice things up with some black angel wings or, er, something or another. Can't really figure it out.Hey Kate - Is that for me? Why, thank you. I'll try to go softer on you next time (no promises).Oh, honey, NO.

Thanksgiving Comics

In honor of tomorrow's Thanksgiving holiday, I present a few cute comics. Wherever you find yourself tomorrow, remember all you're grateful for, treasure those around you, and have fun. Gobble gobble!!! :)

A Tragedy in Three Parts

This might surprise you, but I happen to be a big fan of Sharon Stone. While I realize she's advancing in age (aren't we all?) I think she's still ridiculously beautiful and when I sat a few rows in front of her at Sundance one year, she seemed really normal and down to earth (which was the total and complete opposite of Mrs. Douchebag, who made a huge production at the exact same film). But I digress.Now, if this were the only picture of Sharon Stone on the night in question, I would say Kudos, Mama - you're working that leather. However, unfortunately she couldn't just let good enough alone. Of course, from the waist up she's still fairly presentable, but the bottom half....well, the bottom half is something I'd expect more from Lindsay Lohan.However, this look? It's like a circus act. What is she so happy about? Because her reveal was such a horrific choice? It looks like she's wearing undergarments, a sheer curtain, and one of Brad Pitt's hats. Poor thing. Bless her heart.To get my mind to focus on something positive, I present this sexy picture of John Mayer. See, when he's not singing and making "that face" he's actually quite lovely. Yum.

Pinky's Fandance, Thursday Edition

In honor of Donny Osmond being crowned the newest winner of DWTS, I present his brother, Jimmy, for today's Fandance.
Jimmy was the youngest brother of the Osmond clan and is still cute as a button. I met him last year after their rehearsal in the Conference Center and he was very nice.

Pleasantly Surprised

I love watching movies that I thought were going to suck (because of listening to too many opinons from others) and actually enjoying them far more than I thought I would. Last night I FINALLY watched Funny People, which is a movie I've been wanting to see for-e-ver. I can't remember why I didn't see it when it was out....oh, that's right. I was distracted by a stupid mean boy. Anywho. I kept waiting for the bad, boring part, or to see when Adam Sandler's character turned into an even bigger jerk, but it never really happened. In fact, I really liked the movie. The cast was great and there were a lot of really funny parts.
In a similar fashion, I rented the new Land of the Lost movie starring Will Ferrell and enjoyed it far more than I thought. Was it the greatest masterpiece ever? Of course not. But, as a fan of the original series, it was a nice reminder of the characters I loved growing up.