Saturday, July 9, 2016

More 4th Fun

Thought I'd share a few more fun pics from the 4th.
Hot dog eating contest!
Fun times!

Celebrity Wrap Up - Monday Edition

Hello and welcome to Monday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
I feel like that might weigh 5,000 pounds.
Oooh, pretty colors....
I've never seen dressed down Eva before! So rebellious with the tears in her jeans.
Sheer fabric is NOT a shirt.
Did she wear this on her witch movie?

Friday, July 8, 2016

Top Five FAILS of the Day

Good Riddance, Yesterday

Yesterday was a fairly horrible day. Kudos to my awesome husband for bringing me a treat halfway through the day to elevate my spirits (it worked). 
I suppose on the bright side that bad days only help me appreciate every other day that doesn't suck, right?

Pinky's Fandance - Kevin Carroll

Kevin Carroll joined the cast of The Leftovers this season as their neighbor, John Murphy, and does a great job at making us hate him on the show.
There was this epic exchange in the second season finale where John finds our hero, Kevin Garvey (played by the incomparable Justin Theroux) and John says, "I thought I killed you."  Kevin simply replied with, "Nope." We must've watched it a million times because the delivery was simply brilliant.

See This: The BFG

Last weekend we had the pleasure of screening Disney's new heartwarming film The BFG. 
Now, I'll admit that I had absolutely no interest in seeing this, as I had no idea what it was about and the title is a bit vague. Still, it's a perk to see films at the studio lot and Keith really wanted to see it.
What a pleasant surprise it was! Very sweet, beautifully done film with brilliant actors and amazing visuals. Would highly recommend it.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to Sunday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
She is just cute as a bug.
The '70s called; they'd like their pants back.
My heart just melted for this little cutie.
They do look tan and happy, no?
Adorable dress!

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Top Five LOL Dogs of the Day

Taylor Swift! Put Me In Your Squad!

So, I have a confession to make: The more pictures I see from Taylor Swift's 4th of July party, the more I'd love to be a part of her "squad." 
How can I join? Because this party looks EPIC. This was the first picture I saw from it and I thought my head might explode. Ruby Rose! Crazy Eyes! Blake rocking her adorable bump! I. Want. To. Go. To. There.
I mean...come on. Look at this slide. It looks like the funnest thing ever.
Sure, she's already got a few "normal" besties. And I totally respect that. I'm not trying to take anyone's place. But, clearly, there's a role for me....the chubby, funny girl!
Currently, there are a lot of super skinny models on her squad. Tay-Tay's got universal appeal, so adding a chubby commoner is only going to give her street cred. I'm only trying to help.
Sure, sure, the one time I saw her in person her bodyguard pushed me down, but no matter. That would all change when I'm on the squad. I still love her. I don't hold her bodyguard's behavior against her.
I mean, Keith and I could totally rock this pose with the couple. And we've got a similar story! We, too, met briefly, then rekindled two months later and moved VERY quickly. We also met each other's families right away and seemed to move at a rapid pace (hello, we were married six months later). So, we could totally offer any insight and wisdom they might need. AND they are T squared (Taylor + Tom), while we are K squared (Kristen + Keith). See what I mean? KismeT.(see that? Starts with a K and ends with a T = obviously I'm onto something here! Also, huge thanks to my husband for pointing that out).
Surely Taylor has enjoyed some of my hubby's movies. We can bond about those! I'd have to hide behind this gaggle of perfect bodies, but I'm OK with that. Plus, Ruby will feel better because I've also got some large tattoos. I'm here for you, Ruby.
I can wear an I heart T.S. shirt, too! Tom doesn't have to go at it all alone.
Plus, who wouldn't want this hoodie? Really, I just need to know how it all works - does she fly all these people in on her personal plane? Does she pay for everything? Does she get bitter if she does? What would you even get Taylor as a gift? I could totally make her something she'd love. I know it. I'll even try not to sing, "Shake It Off" every chance I get. I could try, at least. Probably fail. PUT ME IN YOUR SQUAD, TAYLOR! It would be the best decision ever. :)

Pinky's Fandance - Chelsey Crisp

Chelsey Crisp plays Jessica's bestie, Honey, on Fresh Off the Boat and is awesome in person.
She's really funny on the show, too. So great to meet her!

25 Year Reunion

So, I'm not sure if I've told you, but my 25 year class reunion is this weekend. I'm not excited about it and I don't want to go.
We've already bought tickets, so of course we're going, but I'm not sure if anyone else will be there aside from the ten people (literally) who've bought tickets. Perhaps I'll plan the next one.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Holy crap, that's a cute shawl. WANT.
Yowsa. Looking good, Mr. Affleck. *slurp*
"Nice pornstache," said no one ever.
I've never seen her so made under before.
This might be the best she has ever looked.