Saturday, January 7, 2012

Celebrity Wrap Up - Monday Edition

Hello and welcome to Monday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Oh, good. Jess decided to put not one, but two hands on the bump. Way to take it up a notch! Isn't cotton candy for eating? Not wearing as hair? How many outfits is she wearing??Best. Pants. Color. Ever. That's nice of Rachel to give love to the homeless. That man is homeless, right?

Friday, January 6, 2012

Top Five LOL Dogs of the Day

Funny Funnies

Pinky's Fandance Flashback - Gerard Butler

I love this picture so much I can hardly stand it. Thank you, Universe, for this fine, fine, fine, man, and his nearness to my body. Thank you for his massive arm around me and his handsome fance so close. I will be eternally thankful for the honor.

No Fighting on the Playground

Yesterday at the beach I got into a slight altercation with an awful woman at the beach. She chose to have her dog on a leash and I chose (along with the majority of the beach) to have mine off which, apparently, she didn't appreciate. All Sammy wanted to do was play with her dog because he's friendly and she started kicking at him. When I told her to stop kicking at my dog, words were exchanged. Here's the thing: You're a grown woman, I'm not sure why you have to resort to name-calling. And I didn't even know how to respond to a grown (stupid-head) woman calling me names, so I just used said, "Oh, yeah, real mature" in that voice reserved for mocking siblings or stupid people. Where did that come from? And why did she have to call me a name? It had already taken every last bit of energy I had to ward off my migraine long enough to take Sammy to the beach, but then to have a fight with The Worst Woman On Earth? No bueno.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to Sunday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Ali looks a bit like she's been riding on a motorcycle without a helmet. Definitely a hair-raising experience.
Damn. Someone's lookin' mighty fine these days. Yum.
Well, that's one way to fly under the radar...drive a bright orange convertible. Oh, wait....
Speaking of looking fine, Gerard, sweetie, you melt my heart. Pitter. Patter.
In another instance of hotness, Matt Bomer shows us how to wear a vest and glasses. Slurp.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Top Five Parenting FAILS of the Day

To De-friend or not to De-friend?

So, lately I've been toying with the notion of going through my FB friend's list and chopping it down. I mean, WAY down. At the same time, would I be hurting people's feelings? What if they remember me and I have no clue who they are? What if they barely have any friend's and would notice instantly if I were to de-friend them? I hate being de-friended even if I don't know the person (then again, I am way too sensitive for my own good). Of course there's one person out there I *should* de-friend, but I'm unable to bring myself to do so (and therefore find myself stalking his page way more than I'd ever admit just to see how he's doing). But, as for the rest of them...is it hurting them to keep them as friends? What difference does it make either way? Seems like more of a hassle than anything else - at this point I'd rather be lying down with an ice pack on my head (but that could just be the migraine talking).

Pinky's Fandance Flashback - Bradley Cooper

While I realize we just talked about him and our recent encounter, I couldn't let the day pass by without giving a shout out to the birthday boy himself, Mr. Bradley Cooper. Happy birthday, love!
Thank you for being so cool and fan friendly. Truly a class act. Oh, and I might kinda sorta possibly love you (so there's that).

Migraine: Day Six

Captain's Log: Day six of the migraine and I'm about ready to kill someone. Namely, myself. I can't stand the nausea, the head pain, the fatigue, the sensitivity to light and sound, or the all-around crappy feeling one more second. I feel like I'm barely able to function, let alone be a productive member of society. Luckily, my dad has been a champ this week - bringing home dinner, going to the store, and just generally being above and beyond supportive in my misery. Nicely done, dad.
The only thing he (or anyone for that matter) is able to do is cure this blasted migraine. Get thee hence, migraine! Scram! I hate you.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. I'm not sure why seeing Ryan sans shoes is OK, but a female celeb is ick, but I guess he just wears the look better. :)
Speaking of wearing a look, aren't you done with that facial hair now, Jake? Pretty please?
Oh, honey. Unless you're some sort of ordained minister (and even then it's iffy), that cloak is a world of no.
Somewhere out there, Daniel Radcliffe is naked.
Doesn't wearing yellow generally put you in a better mood? Apparently this isn't always the case.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Top Five LOL Cats of the Day

Everything's Coming Up Kitty

Yesterday I received this fun surprise in the mail from loyal reader Lavonna: How cute is that? Hello Kitty galore! :) And remember this amazeballs pen? My genius sister helped me turn the charm part into a necklace last night. Isn't it awesome? I'm so excited! It's like two gifts in one....amazeballs pen and gorgeous necklace. Hooray! Love it!

Pinky's Fandance Flashback - Sean Astin

As I continue the walk down memory lane, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention Mikey himself - Sean Astin from Goonies. How I loved that movie! Seriously, I wanted to be a Goonie more than anything. And had you told me that I'd one day be meeting Sean Astin in person, my 12-year-old little head might've exploded. Thank you, Sean, for being amazingly cool. Our encounter was awesome.

No Meanies Allowed

Yesterday I received a vicious comment from some idiot who somehow found my site. They were reacting to a post FROM TWO YEARS AGO about my opinion regarding how I was treated by a certain celebrity. Here's the thing: It's my site. It's my opinion. How you feel about my opinion is fine, but if you're rude and calling me names, I'm not going to stand for it. Period. Also, had you done a proper search, you would've seen that the celeb in question actually redeemed himself at a later date and I was able to get a picture after all. No, I'm not going to go back and retract what I initially said because it was how I felt AT THE TIME and it's valid and allowed. Again, it's my site. I can feel however I'd like regardless of what you think. If you don't like my opinion, then don't come to my site. End of story. Now, move along and leave me alone. I have better things to do.