Monday, September 25, 2017

Celebrity Wrap Up - Wednesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Wednesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Oh, honey. I'm so sorry you're having a mid-life crisis after the end of Masters of Sex, but peroxide blonde is not the best look for you. Please go home and dye your hair back immediately. K, thx, bye.
She's basically just a bouquet of flowers, right?
Um.....curtains? Is she about to do a magic trick?
Egads! We get it, Ariel. You've got breasts. Congratulations. We just don't need to see them all the time. No, it's not a matter of not letting you be you, we're just sick of seeing them.
She's about to go and mime somewhere, right?

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