Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Gripping Headlines
It must be a slow news week, because these are apparently the most exciting stories ever:
For some reason, every time I read an article about this Growing Pains actor (who's been where for the past 20 years??) gone missing, I thought he was on Family Ties and could not figure out who he was. Duh, he was on Growing Pains. I never liked that show. I do find it interesting that some bit player can drum up so much support. I didn't even remember he existed until now. ***THIS JUST IN*** Kirk Cameron sends this message out to his old friend, “If you’re reading this, please call me. Mike and Boner could always work things out when they put their minds to it. I'm praying for you, pal. Hope to hear from you soon.” Hi, Kirk? Those were FICTIONAL characters, but thanks for playing anyway. Glad you could have 15 more minutes of fame.
Really? This is newsworthy? Come on.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Lindsay saying her love of WOMEN is a bit of a stretch - considering that Samantha Ronson 
is the manliest looking girl I've ever seen. I'm just saying.
For some reason, every time I read an article about this Growing Pains actor (who's been where for the past 20 years??) gone missing, I thought he was on Family Ties and could not figure out who he was. Duh, he was on Growing Pains. I never liked that show. I do find it interesting that some bit player can drum up so much support. I didn't even remember he existed until now. ***THIS JUST IN*** Kirk Cameron sends this message out to his old friend, “If you’re reading this, please call me. Mike and Boner could always work things out when they put their minds to it. I'm praying for you, pal. Hope to hear from you soon.” Hi, Kirk? Those were FICTIONAL characters, but thanks for playing anyway. Glad you could have 15 more minutes of fame.Really? This is newsworthy? Come on.I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Lindsay saying her love of WOMEN is a bit of a stretch - considering that Samantha Ronson is the manliest looking girl I've ever seen. I'm just saying.
Fave Sundance Friend Pictures
I know I've been sharing a bunch of celeb pics from Sundance, but I can't remember which friend pictures I've posted. Here are a few of my faves:
Charles and me at the Volunteer party.
My friend Cola at the Volunteer party.
Pants, AG, and me at a screening (Heidi, notice I'm rocking your signature tongue move). Yeah, we're gangsta.
Shaunie is not a big picture taker. Brat.
Charles and me at the Volunteer party.
My friend Cola at the Volunteer party.Pants, AG, and me at a screening (Heidi, notice I'm rocking your signature tongue move). Yeah, we're gangsta.Shaunie is not a big picture taker. Brat. Me and Pants at the Closing Night party.
Top Five Moments of The Women Tell All
Last night was the always entertaining Women Tell All special from this season's Bachelor and there were several highlights. Here are my Top Five Moments (in no particular order):
1) Bachelor Reunions 
I love the idea that all the "rejects" get together and have vacations. It makes me laugh. Plus, they're even more entertaining to watch when they're relaxed like that. Put them in a cage and let us observe. Big ratings! :) 
5) Absolutely Not Rozlyn 
Someone should've invented a drinking game and every time Rozlyn said, "absolutely not" we had to drink. I'll tell you this: We'd be WASTED. Is that the only thing she knows how to say? Does she realize she came across looking like a big fat liar? I want to draw a mustache on her stupid face.
I love the idea that all the "rejects" get together and have vacations. It makes me laugh. Plus, they're even more entertaining to watch when they're relaxed like that. Put them in a cage and let us observe. Big ratings! :) 2) Not Naming The Shrew
Speaking of the Reunion clips, did you happen to notice that they labeled everyone who spoke EXCEPT for that stupid girl who dumped Jesse? I really didn't want to post her picture or say her name (because she's dead to me), but her name rhymes with PeAnna Dappas. Plus, it looked like everyone was ignoring her which made me happy.
3) Elizabeth Booing Herself
As much as I didn't like Elizabeth, I can respect a girl who can boo herself on national TV and say she didn't realize she came across like that. Nicely done.
4) Poor Poor Michelle
I never really thought Michelle was a beauty contestant, but girlfriend was looking rough last night. I think this picture above is the best she is EVER going to look. The fact that she's certifiably insane doesn't really help matters.
5) Absolutely Not Rozlyn Someone should've invented a drinking game and every time Rozlyn said, "absolutely not" we had to drink. I'll tell you this: We'd be WASTED. Is that the only thing she knows how to say? Does she realize she came across looking like a big fat liar? I want to draw a mustache on her stupid face.Celebrity Wrap Up - Wednesday Edition
Hello and welcome to Wednesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Would it kill Kristen Stewart to smile once in awhile? I'm thinking she should just not go out in public if she hates it that much. And why is her chest as flat as a board?
Holy hell, that is one terrible hairstyle. Did the low-flow break on your shower, Robert? Fix yourself.
You know how they say couples start to resemble each other the longer they've been together? How long has Michael Douglas been 110? Because Catherine Zeta-Jones is looking pretty rough.
Speaking of old, exactly how long has Friends been off the air? I didn't think it'd been 50 years, but maybe I'm wrong.
Would it kill Kristen Stewart to smile once in awhile? I'm thinking she should just not go out in public if she hates it that much. And why is her chest as flat as a board?
Holy hell, that is one terrible hairstyle. Did the low-flow break on your shower, Robert? Fix yourself.You know how they say couples start to resemble each other the longer they've been together? How long has Michael Douglas been 110? Because Catherine Zeta-Jones is looking pretty rough.Speaking of old, exactly how long has Friends been off the air? I didn't think it'd been 50 years, but maybe I'm wrong. Desperado, thy name is Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Your hairstyle gives me shingles.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Darth Vader? Is That You?
I've always enjoyed watching Shane West perform - whether in some cheesy Mandy Moore movie, on my fave ER, or on an ABC drama. I was stoked to see him at Sundance this year, although I'm not sure why he has to make himself look like the Grim Reaper. 
Is that really necessary? He's not scaring me, so I'm not sure what he's trying to go for. Yes, Shane, we're all terrified of your smoldering looks. Now try to smile and look pretty. Can you tell it was snowing?
Is that really necessary? He's not scaring me, so I'm not sure what he's trying to go for. Yes, Shane, we're all terrified of your smoldering looks. Now try to smile and look pretty. Can you tell it was snowing?
Now Showing on iPink
First things first: I watched The Hurt Locker this weekend. I'd been excited to see this movie because it's gotten a ton of buzz and was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture. Um, here's my question: What is the big deal about this movie? Sure, it was interesting and held my attention, but the whole time I kept thinking that there was no real plotline. Also, I don't understand why they gave top billing to Guy Pearce, Ralph Fiennes, and David Morse - as all three were in the film for approximately two minutes each. Why even bother? Did they really need big name stars at all? I don't get it. Maybe I'm missing something. Next on the agenda? Loading up the iPink (OK, really it's just my new iPhone, but humor me) with plenty of entertainment. I'm really getting the most out of my 16 gigs! So far I've got the following movies and TV shows (don't be jealous):
Celebrity Wrap Up - Tuesday Edition
Hello and welcome to Tuesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Man, and I thought these things were hideous when you're just sitting at the salon - what was Keri thinking? 
Oksana is not going to win any medals for showing off her undergarments.
When did Mischa Barton die?
This dress has been brought to you by grandmothers the world over and the Solid Gold dancers.
Man, and I thought these things were hideous when you're just sitting at the salon - what was Keri thinking? Oksana is not going to win any medals for showing off her undergarments.When did Mischa Barton die?This dress has been brought to you by grandmothers the world over and the Solid Gold dancers. Courtney Love should go into business and sell some of her, ahem, interesting clothes. For example, she could sell these socks and call them "Crazy."
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