Thursday, February 14, 2013

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
This picture is dedicated to Heidels who loves Franco more than life itself. Hopefully one day he'll realize she's his destiny.
Can she pop popcorn underneath that dress?
Pink is totes adorbs and the heart?!!? Nice touch!
Why does Mila always have to look so bitchy?
Oof. Now there's a valentine I'd like to have. :)

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Top Five Cake FAILS of the Day

Sammy's Excited For Pink Day!

I know, I know. I shouldn't dress my dog up in pink deely boppers and pretend he likes Pink Day. But, come on. What fun would it be if I didn't? 
Big thanks to Heidels for the fun photo effects. I LOVE all the hearts and paws!
Now, I'll admit I had absolutely NOTHING to do with the hearts appearing on this picture. Again, that was totally Heidels. But I LOVE it! :) Especially since if you'd been at the show, you probably couldn't seen these  hearts in person. Wait. What did I just say???

Pinky's Fandance - Gabriel Basso

Gabriel Basso plays Laura Linney's son on The Big C and he does a great job. He was once standing next to me at the Apple store at The Grove, but I couldn't figure out who he was in time to ask him for a picture. My friend Mikey met Gabriel when he was promoting Super 8 and said he was super nice, so I was sad I hadn't asked him at the Apple store.
Which is why it surprised me when we met that he tried to "Not right now" me. In case you're not familiar with that reference, it means I asked him for a picture and he attempted to say, "Not right now, I'm in a hurry." Um, what was that? It was the middle of the day, no one was around, he was walking down the street in a leisurely fashion, and no one knew who he was, so I thought he could take the two seconds to take the picture. Not right now....are you kidding me? To make things worse, a day or two later he and his friend decided to waltz up and down Main Street for the entire afternoon wearing head to toe fur coats like pimps. Yep, nothing like keeping a low profile, guy. Even after all that "look at me" bravada, I still had to tell the paparazzi who he was. They had no idea. Not right now me......come on.

Dave Grohl LIES

OK, here's the thing - I don't really care about Dave Grohl in one way or the other. Were it not for the fact that my sister and my Crush are bat-shizz crazy for him, I wouldn't give two shakes about him. I still don't, actually, but since he was at Sundance, I figured it was the least I could do to get his picture and autograph, right?
Here's where it gets tricky. Apparently he was guest hosting Chelsea Lately last week and brought a guy we know from Sundance onto the show as a guest. Now, I don't watch the show, nor will I, but I'm a little shocked by what came to pass. During the show Dave Grohl proved himself to be a big, fat liar because he said that the ONLY picture he took at Sundance was with the guy we know. Hmmm...that's odd. Because there we are - where was that? Oh, right, at SUNDANCE.
And what's this? My friend Heidi posing with Dave "Liar" Grohl on Main Street in Park City? That's right - at SUNDANCE.
Oh, wait. Here he is again - at SUNDANCE - posing with my friend Nicole. Well, that's odd, Dave. Maybe you need a refresher class on what the word ONLY means because you obviously didn't ONLY take one picture at Sundance. In fact, I'm sure there are a slew more, I just don't feel like spending any more of my precious time researching ways to contradict a liar like you. While I still appreciate how nice you were, I don't appreciate being lied about. Shame shame shame.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Hello and welcome to Friday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
I love that baby Becks is waving to the cameras. She's a natural!
Well, at least he doesn't look totally insane. Wait....
Yep, she's still totally rocking the look that makes her my girl crush. Could she be any more perfect?
Did her cat shred that skirt before she left the house?
Wow. That is just a world of no.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Top Five LOL Dogs of the Day

No One Really Buys This, Do They?

This is so ugly. Why was it even made? I can't imagine someone even wearing it, let alone dressing up their iPad in it.
Acid washed jeans, no less?!?!? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

Pinky's Fandance - Rooney Mara

Here's what's amazing about this picture (other than the fact that getting a picture with Rooney Mara is usually super hard) - Rooney walked by an entire group of fans totally unnoticed....well, that is, until she walked past me. I knew she was trying to remain incognito, so I waited for her to get away from the crowd and then I got up next to her and asked her for a picture.
I can't believe no one knew who she was! I've met her sister, Kate, several times, but I'd never been able to get a picture with Rooney until now. Hooray!

Valentine Funnies

Celebrity Wrap Up - Thursday Edition

Hello and welcome to Thursday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Shouldn't you, at the very least, not match the carpet?
Is that a cinnamon bun on her head?
Oh, my. Maybe I'm happy Ethan didn't show up at Sundance because heaven knows I wouldn't have wanted him looking like this in our picture. Ugh.
Did she get implants? Because I've seen her movies and let's just say girlfriend is flat as a board.
Why is Elizabeth Olsen trying to look incognito? She was lovely just as she was.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Top Five FAILS of the Day

Coincidence? I Think Not

When I went to duranduran.com today to peruse the Valentine deals, my True Love, Nick Rhodes, was featured in the intro picture.
Coincidence? I think not. I can't believe I didn't end up ordering anything!

Pinky's Fandance - Jeremy Licht

I used to be such a big fan of The Hogan Family when I was younger, especially after meeting Jason Bateman. Although it seemed to go through several names (Valerie's Family? Valerie? Hogan Family?), I still remained loyal. Jeremy Licht played one of Jason's younger brothers - one of the twins - on the show. 
I have to admit when I first saw him (sitting next to the adorable Keith Coogan - oh man, am I still talking about that guy??), I had no idea who he was. I thought he was just Keith's friend. Here I was babbling on only to find out that Jeremy was Jeremy Licht! Color me a silly girl. Luckily Jeremy was SO nice. We ended up getting to meet his beautiful pregnant wife and adorable little daughter. He was the sweetest! Such a great guy.

Super Cute McP!

My sister gave me some of Phoenix's old outfits to share with some of my friends and so I sent this adorable unicorn costume to McP.

How cute is she in the outfit?
Loves it!

Celebrity Wrap Up - Wednesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Wednesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Dear Kelly: No on the hair color, no on Prince's leftover costume from Purple Rain, and no on the horrible lip color. No no no no no.
Dear Ellen: Sweetie, it's just the Grammys. No need to wear such a funky outfit. You kinda look like a muppet.
Dear Gotye: Yes, I will run away with you; I will have your babies.
Dear Katy: Did you miss a school dance? Is that why you're recreating an uncomfortable pose?
Dear Julia: Um, really, dear? Why are you even out on Grammy night? Did someone invite you?