Sunday, February 5, 2012

Celebrity Wrap Up - Monday Edition

Hello and welcome to Monday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Jen, sweetie, I thought we already discussed using a teensy weensy bit of make-up. Please.
Even for Sofia those pants are a wee bit snug.
I understand how the ones on the left are friends, but how on earth do they know Rachel?!?!
h, look at Zooey so happy, so free, so welcoming. LIES.
Is there any side of Brad that looks less than perfect? I think not.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Top Five FAILS of the Day

See This: The Artist

Last night I finally had the chance to see The Artist. I know, I know, I've heard as much hype as you have, which is pretty much why I was avoiding it until now. Plus, a silent film? Didn't sound interesting at all.
I'm happy to announce that (wait for it, because it doesn't happen very often) I was wrong. This movie is incredible. It's fun, romantic, beautiful, interesting, and extremely entertaining. Plus, it's like being thrown back in time to a much simpler era. I loved everything about it.
Especially fantastic? The two leads. Wow, talk about onscreen chemistry! They both just lit up the screen with their magnificent presence and could relate a million emotions with their faces - no words necessary. I really didn't think I'd like a silent film, but in this case I'll make an exception. Plus, the dog, Uggie, is the cutest! He was a huge bonus! Now I'm even more stoked about meeting the lead actor, Jean Dujardin, a few weeks back. Last night I was able to meet a few more cast members, but Berenice, sadly, didn't come (that's the one I wanted to meet). Oh well, I'm sure I'll see her another day. If you get a chance, make time for The Artist! You won't be disappointed.

Pinky's Fandance - Mary Elizabeth Winstead

I loved Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and was excited to see her performance at Sundance this year. Mary starred in a film called Smashed about an alcoholic who gets clean and loses her husband and she knocked it out of the park. Great job! In person she's as sweet as can be - plus, she stayed for the entire festival, which is always a win. Nicely done, Mary!

Hooray for a Work Move!

They're moving my desk location at work to a place far, far away down the hall. This could not have come at a better time considering I'm about thisclose from going postal on all the loud, obnoxious, noisy people who surround me every day. I've spent the majority of the morning listening to one guy in particular blast whale noises or alien sightings or some crap from his computer. I'm not sure why none of these people are familiar with headphones, but I'm about to lose it. After listening to it for a good, oh, twenty minutes, he's now debating the validity of the alien sightings and pontificating about the demise of the world. STOP THE INSANITY! Calgon, take me away!

Celebrity Wrap Up - Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to Sunday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Normally I'd say this is a hot guy with a dog, but my TLF Ben just looks a bit homeless to me. Sigh.
Is she wearing some sort of flag?
Sweetie, you might want to turn around and go back home because you've obviously forgotten your pants.
Is it me, or do they look like a female version of dumb & dumber?
The camouflage isn't working, Drew, we can still see you.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Top Five LOL Cats of the Day

R.I.P. Beloved License Plate Frame

It is with a sad and heavy heart that I report the real tragedy to come from the major snowstorm of Sundance 2012: My beloved license plate frame that read "Blondes are not dumb." I've had this license plate frame for as long as I can remember - maybe even since I could first drive. See how faded out the pink is around the outside? You couldn't even tell it was once pink. Due to the excessive cold, the bottom part of the frame fell right off. Stupid snow. Stupid cold. Boo. I miss it already.

Pinky's Fandance - Mehcad Brooks

One of the celebs we had the most fun with at Sundance was Mehcad Brooks. We saw him approximately 549 times over several days and by the end we were convinced he was stalking us. OK, maybe we just wished that. Mehcad played "Eggs" on my beloved True Blood and is amazingly cool and sweet in real life. Also amazing? Not only did he "retweet" me yesterday on Twitter, but he followed me, as well! See, we might just be TLF after all (again, I wish....). :)

It's Good To Be Home

This was the sunset on my first day back walking Sammy down to the beach. Yep, it's good to be home.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Did Biebs lose his luggage on the plane and was then forced to wear his dad's overly large clothes? That's really the only explanation for this atrocity.
Did she just come straight from swim team practice?
I like how Becks is walking by the commoners as though he's on a catwalk. Fierce.
That color is amazeballs on her.
At this point in her career, does Meryl just say, "Ah, who cares, I'm Meryl Streep I can wear what I want?"

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Top Five FAILS of the Day

Must. Have. Cute.

Love this!!!!I need it for my collection. :)

Pinky's Fandance - Tommy Lee

From what I've heard, Tommy Lee is always at Sundance. You hear rumors of his being there, but you never see him in the light of day. That is, until this year. It's funny because we were literally just talking about how Tommy Lee was our "unicorn" and then I spotted him walking down the street. I ran up to him and said I was a big fan and followed him on Twitter and I'm pretty sure I talked non-stop for over a minute straight. Finally when I somehow managed to shut up, he looked at me, "OK, let's do this." Oh, OK. Guess all that begging wasn't necessary. Duh.

Love These

Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Hello and welcome to Friday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Is he going for some sort of homeless look?
Was Judy Greer on her way to her own wedding?
Oh, Fassbender. I love you so.
Why is J.Lo completely unable to ever be truly alone? I don't get it.
Is Cate wearing a bottle of tanning oil as a dress? I'm pretty sure Coppertone has the same look. I'm just saying.