Last week I had the chance to attend Little Miss Phoenix's soccer game. Between the quarters we decided to have a little photo session (because, let's face it, what's the fun of playing if you can't have everything documented?)
However, my favorite part of the game came when Phoe was put in as the goalkeeper. I was able to get a few choice candid shots of Little Miss Distracted. 
Phoenix claims she's pulling up her shorts here, but I think we all know better than that.
Apparently if you're not getting any action on your side of the field, dancing is in order.
Always the motivated cheerleader, Phoe is thrilled her team scored a goal (although the game wasn't really scored, so I'm not sure what the point of it is).
Here's Phoe in action on the field, playing like a pro. You go, girl!
Lea Michele shouldn't stand all cutesy while wearing a see-through shirt and blatant black bra. At least the bottom of the cha-cha-cha dress is swishy.
Rah-rah-rah - Bradley Cooper. How's it possible for someone to wear head-to-toe mismatched denim and still look like a million bucks? Now that takes some major skill.
I can't stand to look at Katherine Heigl's hair for one more second, but at least she's wearing a cha-cha-cha skirt.
Oh, look. Here he is with his daughter and he's rocking the look yet again. Shocking.
Say what? Are you talking to me?
Who loves you, baby?
No need to seduce me with those eyes, lover, you know I'm already yours.
Now, it should be noted that my love for David Spade is not only deep and true, but also long-lasting. I've loved him since he was the sarcastic receptionist on SNL and doing the Spade Minute and making fun of everyone. 
He kills me. Oh, and Tommy Boy? Genius.
Now, don't worry about me being crazed and getting a David Spade tattoo, because that's insane even for me. Well, wait. What if it's his signature tattooed on my arm? That might work. :)
Nothing like going to your sister's graduation ceremony and blending into the crowd. 
Wipe that smile off your face, Katherine Heigl. Your hair is a world of NO. I think you've been watching way too many Jersey Shores episodes.
Excuse me, sir, can you spare a dollar? 
Is someone actually hurting The Bieber as he's singing? Why is he in so much pain?
Clark Duke just happened to walk by as we were waiting. WIN.
Colin Farrell was a guest on the same day as Bradley Cooper (who didn't come over to greet his adoring fans...FAIL). Colin not only came over for autographs and pictures when he arrived, he also came back as he was leaving. WIN.
Kevin James was a surprise guest on Friday when I was waiting for Kathy Griffin (who didn't come over at all - FAIL). Kevin came over right away - WIN.
And, yes, I am showing you my prized picture yet again. In fact, I think I'll find a reason to post it every day this week just to be super obnoxious. :) David Spade didn't come over when he arrived, but he did as he was leaving. WIN.
Now, the show which David Spade was on also featured Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, and Rob Schneider. Guess what? All three were major FAILS. Chris Rock didn't come over at the beginning or the end. In fact, he didn't even wave. FAIL.
Adam Sandler did wave when he arrived and left, but never once did he come over to greet his fans who'd been waiting for hours. FAIL.
To be fair, Rob Schneider did come over (after we booed him) as he was leaving, but he only signed autographs...no pictures. FAIL. He was wearing this awesome pink shirt, too. It would've been a GREAT pic!
Yesterday I received this picture via email - apparently it's a picture of Gary Coleman's casket...complete with his name on it (*groan*). :)