Celebrity Wrap Up - Monday Edition

Hello and welcome to Monday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Oh, Katie Katie Katie, it's still not too late. You can get away. Run, Katie, run!

J. Lo wearing ripped jeans and Ugg boots? Did Hell freeze over? No matter how many celebrities I've been around in my time, if I were to be walking next to Gwen Stefani and her family in the mall, you'd better believe I'd flip the f out.Is it just me, or is this the only thing Renee Zellweger ever wears? Try to mix it up, sweetie, or else I'll be forced to jump in and steal your fine, fine man.

I realize this isn't a very recent picture, but I miss clean-shaven Brad.

Top Five Postsecrets of the Day

Was He a Ninja??

So, I'm at dinner with Heidi on Friday night and I'd parked at a meter. Sure, I didn't put quite enough money in, but I would've only been ten minutes short at 6 p.m. on a Friday night. As we watched the parking cop pass by around 5:30, I thought we were in the clear (plus, we were sitting by the window of the restaurant so we could see if the cop came back). Flash forward to the end of our meal and there's a ticket on my car!!! A ticket!!! WTF??!?!?! Was the parking attendant a ninja?! How did they escape my eyes which were permanently affixed to my car? I don't understand. Stupid ninja.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Bradley, sweetie, there's no reason to run. I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere.

So that's why Brad Pitt keeps wearing that hideous beanie - Juliette Lewis stole his hat. Matthew Mc-con-a-hottie as a doting father? WIN. Matthew Mc-con-a-hottie wearing so many clothes? FAIL.

I had no idea there was a side of Chris Pine that wasn't absolutely perfect. Who knew?Well, if Matthew continues wearing clothes, he can pass the shirtless torch to Ryan Gosling and we'll all be happy.

Hoppy Easter!

Will update tomorrow, but I hope you're enjoying your weekend. Hoppy Easter!

Top Five LOL Cats of the Day

SNL in SLC

Applause, applause for our local comedy club, Wiseguys. Not only did they bring in the hysterical and funny Norm MacDonald and Kevin Nealon last year, but they've got two other big SNL stars coming to town soon. And we all know there's nothing I love more than an SNL castmember. First on the list? Rob Schneider comes to SLC in May. Or, as I like to call him, the Copy Guy. Remember that skit? Randy. Rand-a-rino. The Randman. My dorm room in college was decorated with SNL posters - the Copy Guy included. Don't judge me. After Rob, Jon Lovitz is now scheduled to appear in June. Of course, I haven't really heard good things about Jon, but no matter. I'm sure I can wear him down enough to take a picture with me. Hell, I know where they stay. I'll go sit in the lobby and wait. Oops, did I say that out loud? Did I just reveal too much? Blurgh.In other exciting news, I can't wait to watch the movie New York, I Love You. It's coming from Netflix and it's going to be great. How could it not be with a fantastic cast and 20 various love stories? Plus, I loved its predecessor, Paris Jet'aime.It's a good thing I've got movies to watch this weekend because I'll be trapped in my apartment all day every day due to the dreaded General Conference (dreaded for me because I can't leave my apartment due to traffic and no parking spots). I better stock up for winter.

Of course, I could probably fill my time cleaning my apartment, but we all know how that chore will go. It won't. I'm still waiting for the cleaning fairy to come and wipe/wash/sweep/vacuum/scrub all my troubles away.

Marry Me, Bradley Cooper

Have I mentioned to you that I met the sweet and lovely Bradley Cooper a few months ago? Oh, I did? My bad. I guess it doesn't hurt for us to gaze upon these pictures yet again.

Because, as we all know, Bradley Cooper is a dream come true.

People Did It Again

Friday's TOP STORY on People.com? This garbage about the unknown guy who's been in one movie and is dating (jailbait) Miley Cyrus. Really, People magazine? Really? You didn't think we might be more interested in, oh, I don't know, ANYTHING other than this? Actually, I take it back - the last thing I want to hear about are the Kardashians, the Gosselins, Jesse James, Tiger Woods, anyone from The Hills, or the Octo-Mom. I've had just about enough of those thankyouverymuch. Next.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.You can fool yourself all you want and think that the "P" on Bradley Cooper's shirt is for some sports team....but we all know the truth. Hello, the P stands for PINKY.Oh, look - it's little Red Riding Reese.GAH! Why do they keep making these things? Wax figurines are from the devil. Why would you stand next to one that's half your size?Who knew that Lindsay would be the most modest dresser (well, in comparison to Katy Perry, that is)? I didn't know she had it in her.What. The. Hell. Ryan Cabrera is having a serious bad hair day. You need help.

Top Five FAILS of the Day

April Fool's

I've never been a big fan of April Fool's Day. Well, maybe when I was a kid I thought doing stupid pranks were funny, but not so much anymore. I kinda just think it's stupid. What's the point? Where did it originate from? I noticed there were a ton of birthdays today (Happy birthday, Kimmie!) - now those must've been interesting births. Who'd even believe it? "Guess what? We had our baby!" "Yeah right, April Fool's!" Even seeing all the birthdays made me wonder if it was actually their birthdays, or just a silly prank. How can you trust anyone or anything today? Impossible.

Jason Ritter Rocks The 'Hood

Has anyone been watching the new NBC series, Parenthood? It's actually quite good with an amazing cast. Of course, I really don't need to add another program to my viewing schedule, but now I have no choice. Jason Ritter is now on it! I adore him. He's such a great guy. I hope he gets more and more parts and gets super popular. He deserves it. Nicest. Guy. Ever.

Bad Start

Today is not starting off well. Having a client that makes you want to pull your hair out is never fun. I love when you summarize something and send it in an email and they write back and say, "But here's how we left it" and attach an older email which, not surprisingly, said THE EXACT SAME THING. It took everything out of me not to write back and say, "Uh-huh. That's what I just said. What exactly is wrong with your communication skills?" Sometimes I hate working with the public. I'm just saying. I'm fairly certain a migraine is imminent. Stupid people. Is it Friday yet? Hurry up already! I can hardly wait. Plus, Clash of the Titans starts tomorrow! I'm so excited!

Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Hello and welcome to Friday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Oh, that there was some crazy mix-up and these two had to switch outfits. I would pay good money to see Bruce Willis in a bright red leather outfit. It would bring me tremendous joy.

I think Emmy Rossum's shoes are growing.Somebody needs a nap! Get some sleep, girl.Amanda Seyfried is either trying to get rid of her goody two shoes image from being on Big Love, or she's trying to give J. Lo a run for her money. Maybe both.

You can take the girl out of Kentucky, but obviously you can't take Kentucky out of the girl. She's so Miley.