Thursday, September 1, 2011

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Dear Katy: Um, sweetie, I think you've got a little bit of cheese on your head. You might want to get that surgically removed.
Dear Justin: Please don't ever make that face again. Thankyouverymuch.
Dear Cindy, Rande, & George: Yes, we get it. You're impossibly rich and beautiful. The wind machine seems like a bit much though. Just saying.
Dear Jennifer: I just wanted to say that it's nice to see you looking so happy in your new relationship. What's that? You really ARE happy? OK, OK. Fine. Would it kill you to show it once and awhile? Dear AnnaLynne: I think you *might* have forgotten to put on your clothes.

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