Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

 Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.

I love how gangster Marky Mark looks here. Those bodyguards will take you DOWN!

Nicky looks WAY too normal in this pic. I hardly recognized her.

Wait - this is the new Bachelor? Perhaps I should start watching again after all.

Seriously, I could NOT love these girls more. Officially obsessed.

Awwww, look at the twinners!

Top Five FAILS of the Day

Penguin Hat For the Win!

Another day, another new hat for Sundance. 

Gotta say, the more I wear it, the more I LOVE it! Wahoo! :)

Pinky's Fandance - Ed Gale

Ed Gale is adorable, friendly, and super cool. He also played the title role of Howard the Duck and a myriad of other roles in his career. 

Crush happens to love Howard the Duck, so I got him an autograph, as well. Ed and I are now BFFs. :)

Sammy Rhodes, Supermodel

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Hello and welcome to Friday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.

Is it me, or does this dress make her look stumpy?

Speaking of stumpy, is Salma's daughter almost taller than her? WTF?

Are people really waving back at him? Does he wave in his sleep?

As someone officially obsessed with Girls, I'd totally wave at Allison. Hi, girl!

Sweetie, I'm sorry, but that's a poor attempt at a cheerleading outfit.

Top Five LOL Cats of the Day

The New Jacket

Apparently this year's Sundance jacket is going to be red with black sleeves.....

Um....I have no comment, just one important question: Is it going to clash with my hair?

Pinky's Fandance - John Lutz

Here's why I shouldn't talk to celebrities: I have no idea what I'm talking about. Here I thought I was so cool teasing John Lutz (he plays "Lutz" on 30 Rock) about "pulling a Lutz" thinking I was talking about his character....

all the while being totally oblivious to the fact that his real name actually is Lutz. Duh. Luckily he's super nice.

My Bug Is Sick

My sweet little puppy, Sammy Rhodes, is sick and it's killing me. I knew he wasn't feeling well, but it wasn't until I saw his red inflamed ear yesterday that I knew something was really wrong.

I hate seeing him in pain. I almost stayed home from work just to comfort him.

The vet can't get him in until Thursday, darn it!

Poor little Bubbers.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Thursday Edition

Hello and welcome to Thursday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.

I love Jennifer Lawrence, but I can't tell what's going on with her bangs. Did she dye them a lighter shade? WTF?

Well, at least he doesn't look like he's going to topple over anymore. Still not a McHottie though.

Is Quentin trying to look like a wax figure? Because he's nailing it.

Hooray! Tay Tay finally listened to my warnings and backed away from my boyfriend Harry. Hello, Harry. Come to Mama.

While Ryan Gosling would look in a paper bag, I'm not sure I'm on board with this odd color choice. Still, gotta love a man who loves his mother.

Top Five LOL Animals of the Day

Sigh.

I wish I could say this didn't fit me to a tee, but, unfortunately, it's all too true.

What is my problem? Why am I so attracted to the worst possible guys for me? Do I have an illness? Am I a masochist? Do I just never really want to be happy? Oh, and just in case you're wondering, I've successfully sabotaged my latest love interest. Yep, I'm really, really good at that. Boo.

Pinky's Fandance Redux - David James Elliott

Who didn't love David James Elliott on JAG? Heck, I didn't even watch the show and I thought he was dreamy.

I met him by accident twice last year - the first time as he was leaving a play with the guy I was actually waiting to meet.....

and the second time at a charity event. Both times he was out of this world nice. Even Sammy was mesmerized by his charm!

Sometimes It's Just How You Feel

You tell them, Grumpy Cat.

Obviously, Grumpy Cat is my spirit animal (whatever the hell that even means).

Celebrity Wrap Up - Wednesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Wednesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.

Marry me. Marry me RIGHT NOW.

For some reason those shades are so cute they don't even make me made that they're being worn inside.

What kind of janky award is that? Did it used to be a tiki torch on Survivor?

Heart. Melting.

A swing and a miss.

Top Five LOL Dogs of the Day