Celebrity Wrap Up - Tuesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Tuesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.


Do you think Nicole's pouting because her hubby is flaunting that, um, questionable tattoo? And while we're on the subject, is she wearing black snakeskin? She is? Oh.


Didn't he have time to dry his hair?


Why does Jeremy Piven look like such a creeper? Is he longing to be hitched?


I'm all for floral patterns, but she seems to be matching the background a little too much.


I'm starting to think the only way Mischa gets any press at all is if she wears horrible items (like skunks on her head).

Top Eight Postsecrets of the Day

I Heart Ponch

Growing up, there were very few things in life we enjoyed more than TV, and one of our fave shows was CHiPs starring Erik Estrada (insert swoon here) as Officer Francis Llewellyn "Ponch" Poncherello. Oh, I had such a crush on Ponch! Then again, who didn't?


Imagine my delight to learn he was at the Hollywood Show this weekend meeting fans. Wild horses couldn't keep me away!


Let's pretend that I don't have 50 chins in this picture and pay attention to the fact that PONCH HAS HIS ARMS AROUND ME.


Once again, horrible picture of me, but a delightful experience to be in the arms of Erik "Babe" Estrada. Did I mention he not only winked at me, but also called me baby?!? I can now die an extremely happy woman.

Pinky's Fandance - Brian Krause

One of the best things about the TV show Charmed was this hunk-a-hunk-a-burnin'-love. Brian Krause was the stalwart hero on the show and in person he's a dream.


Look at those eyes - all that hotness and he's nice, too? Mark me down for a YES.

My Quest for an Address Book

Can someone please tell me why it's so freaking hard to find a simple little address book?!?! Are they extinct? I've gone to at least half a dozen stores this week and no one has them. Wait, I'm wrong - Staples had one little tiny one for $12.99. Um, no. We've already covered that I'm broke and even if I had money, I would never pay that much.


I used to have the perfect one, but it's really old and used up. I tried to switch to online contacts, but it's hard with my Internet down. Finding anyone's address is a major ordeal. Who needs that? I need to spend my days being rejected from jobs, thankyouverymuch. I just don't understand when address books became a thing of the past? I found what said it was an address book at Target, but inside it was separated as "My friends" and then a section for "Family friends" and other stupid categories that didn't help me whatsoever. No, thank you. Oh, and by the way, Target, thank you for reminding me that I'm childless and alone. Fail.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Monday Edition

The "elephants" upstairs have somehow blocked our Internet (FAIL), which means that I have to go to Starbucks to blog. :( Therefore, I'll be blogging in advance today. On that note, hello and welcome to Monday's early edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.


I think I need penicillin just from looking at this picture.


Oh, Enrique. You're so purty. Yum.


Oh. My. Gay. Cutest. Dads. Ever.


Please let them be filming a Halloween episode. Otherwise, I'm thoroughly confused.


How many purple Muppets had to die to make that coat? Love the pink purse, but the rest of the ensemble is a big, fat no.

Top Five FAILS of the Day

Little Miss Corrector

So, apparently I can't help myself and consistently have to correct people when they mis-spell a word as commonly mis-used as too.


Today on twitter, Rick Fox used the word "to" when he should've put "too." Ever the diligent proofreader (it may be an illness), I tweeted him a correction and he replied with the tweet above. Gotta love a celebrity who can stand being corrected by an anal retentive fan.

Pinky's Fandance - Bowser

Can I just tell you how much I loved Sha-Na-Na growing up? They were the coolest band with their own TV show and they even performed in the movie Grease (right? Or am I imagining that?)


I had the opportunity to meet the one and only Bowser and he was just as cool as you'd imagine. Plus, I love that he did the "greaser" pose. So awesome.

Will Blog for Food

OK, let's discuss the elephant in the room, shall we? I've added a "donate" button to my blog. I know, I know, it's a little (OK, a lot) crass, but here's the thing: I'm unemployed, desperately looking for work, and about to run out of money. What's a pink-loving girl to do?


Obviously there's no obligation to kick in - I understand things are tough. You may read my witty and mostly sarcastic words and thoughts to your heart's content for free for the rest of your life if you'd like and we'll still be friends. However, should you ever have a little hankering to do a good deed or give to the poor (read: me), I've provided an easy and convenient way to do so (I also take checks). Either way, I love your guts. Yeah, you. Whoever and wherever you are. So, at least for now, I won't be standing outside with a cardboard sign...but I'm getting close. Better head down to McDonald's and turn in my application for work (sadly, even they might not hire me....FAIL).

Celebrity Wrap Up - Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to Sunday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.


Oh, sweet Zac. I appreciate the effort to look, um, tough, but how's about you go back to being clean shaven with no shirt on, m'kay? Thanks.


Pink is such a bad ass. I love her. I hope her child is a total rock star like Gwen Stefani's. How could it not be?


Static cling much?


The one star ceremony I sit out and Johnny Depp shows up? FML.


Joe, put the guns away. You're a Jonai. You don't need a tank top. Ever.

Top Five LOL Cats of the Day

April Fool's

Can I just say that I've always hated April Fool's Day? What's the point? I'm gullible as it is, so having a whole day to showcase this doesn't seem especially fun.


There are also a ton of birthdays listed on FB - but those can't be right, can they? Stupid April Fool's trying to confuse me. :(

Pinky's Fandance Redux - Michael Cera

I first met Michael Cera a few years ago at Sundance.


In person he was a bit odd and perhaps just a tad socially awkward - in other words, exactly like the characters he plays.


I ran into Michael again last week and found that not much has changed - except for the fact that he says, "Don't smile" right before the picture is taken. Doesn't that make you smile even more?

Glee's Anatomy

Last night my fave show Grey's Anatomy tried something new and featured a musical episode.


Initially, I was a bit leery of this format, but I ended up enjoying it far more than I expected to.


Of course, it might have something to do for my fondness for the show Glee, but no matter. It was an interesting change and I admire Shonda Rhimes for being brave enough to try something new.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.


In case you think this outfit is fine, I implore you to look again. She is wearing pants which are missing the front-side of her pants. Ugh. How could that possibly be OK?


He's looking a little rough around the edges these days - Bradley, do you need some help, sweetie?


Well, this is an unlikely pairing. Hopefully Jon is schooling this douchebag on how to treat the public - especially fans.


There is no need to be so excited about wearing ugly parachute pants, my dear.


This photo dedicated to my dear friend Heidi whose main goal in life is to one day marry this man. I see absolutely nothing wrong with that plan, btw.