I'm so glad we went! The movie is from 1991 and has this all-star cast of Dermot Mulroney, Lara Flynn Boyle, Sean Astin, Balthazar Getty, Will Smith, James LeGros, Ricki Lake, Kyle MacLachlan, Alyssa Milano, David Arquette, and Laura San Giacomo. It's about runaway kids in Hollywood and is just really well made. I loved the story, I loved the acting, and I loved the shots around the city. Great film! If you get a chance to see it, I highly recommend it. Watch this film - seriously, I don't know why it's not better known.
3) If I see those Old Navy models on TV one more time (which is guaranteed to happen, since they're on every two seconds), I'm going to scream. Who created these monstrosities? They're the WORST!! Someone needs to be fired. The real question, of course, is who are the people responding favorably to these creatures which brings them back again and again? Blind people? People in comas? Babies? 
Last but not least, the thing to make me go ugh, or hate, or just generally despise is Hootie himself, Darius I'm-not-nice-to-my-fans Rucker. I realize I told you I was going to tell you the entire story from last week, but suffice it to say that he's a tool who shouldn't be famous. Radio stations across the country are picking up the story and saying it's OK for him to have yelled at me to "get a life" because I told him he sucked. Hmmm. While it's true I told him he sucked, I'm not in the habit of telling random people they suck (to their face, at least) and only did so after a long day of waiting for his rude, ingrateful self. I've been a Darius fan a long, long time - even going to Park City in the early nineties for a Hootie and the Blowfish show - and to be told that he has things to do aside from taking ONE picture with a fan who'd been waiting there for hours was more than I could take. Most celebrities, while promoting their music or movies or whatever, come over to the fans either on the way in or on the way out of the talk show. Really cool people like Colin Farrell come over when they arrive AND when they leave (and, for the record, Colin Farrell is 1,000 times more famous than Hootie. I'm just saying). Darius, as he told us, was "working" and couldn't be bothered. Not when he arrived, not before or after sound check, not for the hour he sat waiting backstage, and not when he left. He doesn't deserve my support, nor will he have it ever again. He's a world of ugh.
David, the fact that you're so involved with your children is the ultimate turn-on for me. I love seeing you out riding and having fun with them. Swoon.
Now, James, I could do without the porn 'stache - seriously, I think we all could - but you're still hot, so I'll give it a pass. For now. Still, let's work on shaving it, m'kay?
Johnny, sweet Johnny, you're the only one on this list of hottie pa-totties whom I haven't yet met. Sigh. Let's rectify that soon, OK? All my love, Pinky Lovejoy
